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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Just a Quick Update


Hey, Guys! Its getting late here where I am and I have three very mournful doggies who look at me sending brainwaves that say, "Where is our bedtime treat?" So, of course (sucker that I am), I will make this relatively quick.

That wonderful Untitled Fiction Piece (which has been the bane of my existence all day) has come to a wonderful point in progress. In fact, I think it is fair to say that Chapter One has been successfully finished! Yay! It isn't the furthest I've gotten in this particular storyline, but it is a milestone of sorts. It speaks to a level of organization I have not achieved until now.

Never fear, work will continue. Tomorrow I attend the fun day for the Bay Area Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club (for more info on this club and these wonderful dogs see http://www.backcsc.com/index.htm). Its an all day thing and depending on the schedule (http://www.backcsc.com/CavalierFunDay09.pdf) I may have time to do some more work for y'all.

So, good night and have fun, you guys. If there is alcohol involved, please drink one for me! Sláinte!

Friday, May 29, 2009

More Untitled Fiction Piece

The Praetorium, as Arthur’s residence was called, was a typical Roman home with vestibule, atrium and garden. It had been built along with the fort during the Roman occupation and had been Arthur’s home since birth. His father had been installed there as governor of the city and surrounding provinces. In his day, the town had been the last outpost of Roman control in Britain. Now, it was the king’s primary residence.
Arthur stepped out of his chamber into the garden. It was a gaudy Roman spectacle, complete with columns and a statue of a late centurion in the middle of it. Arthur himself had little time to spare for it, but his wife liked the cultured flowers and so it was kept for her amusement. From the garden he found a back door that led to a military courtyard. It was a hot, square place, devoid of shade, where soldiers and horses tramped up the dust contributing to the irritation of the throat of ever passer-by. He crossed it quickly and came to the stable, formerly used to house the Roman cavalry, now only home to the horses belonging to Arthur and his house.
From left to right, stalls lined the walls. Immediately across from the entrance was another door leading out into the practice yard where horses could be broken and taught their paces. At the far right end was a door leading into the armory, while at the left was a gated archway for the comings and goings of riders and their mounts. Arthur looked round for his wife and saw her in one of the stalls, calmly grooming one of the few horses who called this place home. She had her back to him and he approached as quietly as possible. It wasn’t every day he had such an ideal situation in which to sneak up on his wife.
“Do you want to go for a ride, my husband?” she asked, without turning around.
He smiled. There had really been no chance for him. “How did you know it was me?” he asked with a chuckle.
“Everyone else wouldn’t dare sneak up on me,” she laughed. “I’m a queen, after all.”
“The most beautiful I have ever seen,” he complimented her. He found his horse in his stall, saddle at the ready. He began to make preparations for a ride. “I thought we might go outside the wall today,” he said nonchalantly. “As I hear it, there is some fun on the field.”
Guinevere crossed to the other side of her horse so she could face her husband. “Its not Cador again, is it?” she asked. “I was sure that after last time there wouldn’t be any more trouble. Three stern warnings should have been enough.”
“I thought so, too. But it seems we were both wrong. Guinevere, I’m afraid I can’t let it pass this time. I have to punish him or everyone will get the idea that they can just the king’s command.”
“I know,” she sighed. “I won’t pretend that he is the easiest man to keep in check, but he is generally good about this type of thing.”
“I think, maybe, this has more to do with our honored cleric than Cador himself. He might be doing this more because of Paulus’ influence than outright rebellion.”
“Whatever the reason, we really can’t let him off easy this time. And he is not going to take that well.” They finished saddling their mounts in silence. Guinevere was the first to mount up. “Ready?” she asked.
Arthur followed suit, taking care to make sure his sword was in its place. “Ready.” He spurred his horse to a trot and they began the short trip through town to the gate.

The Roman fort known as Luguvallium had been in place for hundreds of years ever since the first legion had been posted there. It had gone through many stages of development, from a mere camp to a wood construction and to its final form, the impressive stone fort it was as Arthur and Guinevere rode through it. It had stood for generations and it everyone suspected it would probably stand for generations more.
The town of Luguvallium outside the fort had arisen when retiring legionaries had settled there with their families, creating a crude encompassing settlement. There were no straight streets, typical of Roman engineering, and there were no public buildings. The first homes were wood huts made with timber from the surrounding forests and the native Briton round houses with their squat conical shape. As town and fort grew, engineers were brought in to “make straight the paths” that had been created by Briton inhabitants. Thus, the efficient grid patterns of stone used all over the empire. In between the structure and order that the Romans had brought were the elegantly winding smaller dirt streets that moved within the pattern of the earth. Over time, the forum and basilica had been built, that mainstay of Roman life that brought all people together for business, meetings, and religious events. There were a few temples scattered through the town and the most recent addition to the town, the public baths which were only one hundred years old. Around all these buildings sprung up plaster houses for upper class members of society, “apartment” buildings where many unmarried gentlemen were able to rent a few rooms from a reliable landlord, and of course the small houses of the poorer classes. All in all, it was as diverse a town as could be found in the north of Britain.
Arthur and Guinevere rode out of the main gate of the fort and down the wide main street past the forum. After a few right turns, they past out of the town onto the plain before Hadrian’s Wall. The Romans had leveled the ground before the gate for at least three hundred yards, even cutting back the forest for the purpose of preventing surprise attacks. Anyone who wanted to attack the fort would have to cross yard upon yard of open space, leaving themselves open to the archers on the wall. Even if an enemy did manage to get across in numbers, it was nearly impossible to scale the wall without being killed. Once again, Roman ingenuity prevailed.
There on the plane before them, was a small group of men and horses gathered around two men who seemed to be in an argument. The jumping figure was easily recognizable as the thin, scholarly priest, Father Paulus. The other man was Cador, the Arthur’s foster son, Cador. He was of middle height, dark headed and, even from a distance, fair skinned. Unlike the priest, he stood still, holding a bow in one hand and a bag in the other. As the riders drew closer, they could hear the argument going on.
“It is the Sabbath!” cried the priest, deliberately pronouncing the words. “While you may gamble every other day, you are under a strict injunction by the king, no less, not to do so on the Lord’s Day.”
“If you are so intent on keeping the Sabbath, Father,” said Cador calmly, “I suggest you keep it. I’m sure there is some prohibition on such rigorous exercise as you are putting yourself through here.” He was facing the priest passively, but his forehead was furrowed and red, the only sign of his aggravation. He also seemed impatient for he fiddle with the bow in his hand.
The antagonized priest pulled his hair angrily, almost on the verge of violence. He sputtered and spat for upwards of two minutes and, if not for the gravity of the situation as Arthur saw it, it would have been quite comical. They drew up their horses before the group recalling Paulus to his senses with a greeting. The priest’s face brightened considerably at the presence of his monarch, who he assumed would uphold him in this case. A young man standing with Cador whispered in his ear, only to be shrugged off. He drew his gaze up to them, smiling happily at his mother and nodding courteously to Arthur.
“To what do we owe the pleasure of your company, sire?” he asked deliberately, though it was apparent he already knew.
“We were wondering if you would join us for a ride,” said Arthur. “It is a pleasant day.”
“It is indeed, but I’m afraid that I do not have a mount at present. My horse died a few days ago. He was old and it was his time.”
“I didn’t know. Perhaps one of your comrades would lend you a horse?”
“Here, Cador,” said a sandy haired boy, no more than fourteen years of age, “take mine. Aggravain can give me a ride home.”
“Thank you, Bedwyr,” he said, trading him bow for reins.
“My lord,” interjected Paulus as Cador mounted, “as you know, three days ago you laid a strict injunction on your foster son not to gamble on the Sabbath, in accordance with Our Saviour’s commandments. You see that he has here disregarded your command in the most flagrant and reprehensible manner. And there in his hand he bears the money bag, the thirty pieces of silver that condemns him of misdeeds.”
“Now look here-” began another man angrily, taking a menacing step towards the priest.
“Lot!” said Cador, bringing his horse to stand between the two men. He bent down and handed his friend the bag. “Keep this safe for me. I’ll see you for dinner,” he smirked.
This done, the three riders set off towards the forest, leaving the priest with a very self satisfied look on his face. He turned his gaze on Cador’s remaining friends, who all gave discontented looks to each other. Lot, whose ire had been raised, stepped up close to Paulus. “If evil comes of this,” he said, grimly, “rest assured but that it will go ill for you as well. And not all your influence with the king will save your life.”
Paulus, greatly intimidated, stumbled away and began walking back up to the town. The rest of them mounted their horses and set off for their homes.

Well, there we go. Let's see if that is long enough for y'all this time. Sorry about the very short first post of this. I've only just got all the research done. Believe me, it has been tough to find all those authentic and often very tiny details. Hopefully, the work pays off and you like it.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Context of History: The Destructive Use of the Timeline

Everyone who ever took history in third grade knows about the timeline. It is the thirteen pieces of construction paper we taped together and used our rulers to draw a very straight (okay, not so straight during the year 1100) line from one end to the other. In my school, we taped our timelines to the wall so we could see the unbroken stream of history from the year zero, to the year zero A.D., and to our very own year (1997 for me). It was a very handy little thing often appealed to by our teachers for reference. Oh, but it would wreak a terrible vengeance in years to come.
The argument is often made that we, right now, are living history. If we go back in our memories to January 20th, 2009, we are better able to understand this saying. On that day, current President Barack Obama was sworn in as America’s 44th president. Momentous, to be sure, and deserving of a very special place on our timeline. But what else happened on that day?
In sports news: Pacers 81, Spurs 99; Virginia Cavaliers 78, Maryland Terrapins 84
In International news: Stanislav Y. Merkelov, a rights lawyer in Moscow, was assassinated in broad daylight along with Anastasia Baburova, a journalist. An Australian novelist, Harry Nicolaides, was sentenced to three years in prison for insulting the Thai monarchy in a self-published novel, which reportedly sold fewer than a dozen copies. Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko of Ukraine and Russia signed a deal in their dispute over the price of natural gas and the terms of its transit across Ukraine to Europe, and said they would quickly resume shipments of fuel to freezing homes and idled factories.
In Business news: Small home builders are weighed down by billions in loans taken out during a favorable market. As banks -- during a crisis of their own -- foreclose on these loans, as many as 50 percent of small home builders are expected to fail. Cisco makes most of its profit -- $40 billion a year -- through its networking equipment. But Cisco's planned release of a server computer with sophisticated virtualization software could change the technology industry and put the company in competition with traditional partners.
In Arts news: ''Passing Strange,'' an offbeat tale of a black musician's coming of age, was well-received by critics before its Broadway run ended last year. Spike Lee was one of its many admirers; he liked it so much he wanted to adapt the musical to film. The film is now being screened at the Sundance Film Festival, which is unfamiliar territory for both Mr. Lee and the playwright, Stew.
In Science news: Once, most pills consumed in the United States were made in the United States. Now, most drug plants have moved to Asia because labor, construction, regulatory and environmental costs are lower there. Lawmakers and pharmaceutical experts are growing more and more worried that the nation is too reliant on medicine from abroad, and they are calling for a law that would require some drugs be made or stockpiled in the United States. With the new president's apparent enthusiasm for science, and the rise of ''geek chic,'' many scientists say now is the time to tackle a chronic problem in their enterprise: a dearth of women in the field. The seemingly insatiable appetite for live reef fish across Southeast Asia -- and increasingly in mainland China -- is devastating fish populations in a protected marine region around Indonesia, the Philippines and the Solomon Islands that is home to the world's richest ocean diversity, according to a recent report in the scientific journal Conservation Biology.
I think you get my point now.
All of these headlines (taken from NY Times) won’t show up on a timeline. Only Inauguration Day will truly be remembered. But which one of these headlines will be part of history long after we are dead? Which of these are we taking as news when the future will call them History?
This is the problem with the timeline method of teaching History. Students lose the interconnectedness of events. The line just does not show the overlap of events. This leads students to think that things happen sequentially, not in an amalgamated form. In the long run, they fail to recognize how something happening in politics relates in time to science or religion. It creates a compartmentalizing of time and subjects.
It has only been recently that I realized the negative influence of the timeline in my own student career. I was reading a book for fun last week on the Christian religion in context of culture (yes, fun is a relative term) when it hit me that all these events are interconnected. Things just don’t happen in a line, they happen like Tetris blocks. This was a cool revelation and one that started me thinking on this subject. Sure, I’d been raised with the timeline model of history. I’d “overcome” it as well. It had just taken me ten years to do so. So, how could this problem be fixed? How could other students be prevented from succumbing to the timeline model and its way of thinking about history?
Of course, it is always hard to know just what the student is getting at all. Some kids just understand things differently than others do and it isn’t a bad thing. You never know what is going to be the spark that leads to the outcome you want to see in them. But there are ways to “plant the seed.“ I remember some books I had read in grade school by a woman named Genevieve Foster. They were awesome books all with titles spanning many years of history, weaving together the different subjects that we all have to study in school. There is my personal favorite Augustus Caesar’s World: A Story of Ideas and Events from B.C. 44 to 14 A.D.. It shows the events of politics, science, medicine, exploration and religion in all the parts of the world known at that time. It takes the reader from Rome, to Judaea, to Gaul and even Britain. This book is the complete opposite of the timeline, giving its reader a sense of the interconnectedness of events in history.
Even if a student still doesn’t understand how it all comes together, their brain just might realize it better later on. At the very least, they won’t be completely taken over by the timeline way of thinking. Now, don’t get me wrong: the timeline isn’t a complete waste of time. It has its uses. Its just better to offer the Tetris block view of history along with it.

For more information on Genevieve Foster and her books, check out these links: http://www.lamppostpublishing.com/history_geneveive_foster.htm and http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_b?url=node%3D4&field-keywords=genevieve+foster&x=0&y=0

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Okay! So, my morning went something like this:
1. Read umpteen pages in terrible book. check
2. Realize that my schedule is set back because I have no clean clothes. check
3. In the process, forget to think up a brilliant blog post. check
4. Arrest all progress by remembering I have to think up a brilliant blog post. check
5. Try to be brilliant on new blog post. check

So, I have the post, but it will have to be up this evening instead of this afternoon. Sorry for the delay. I know you all wait with bated breath for my posts... :D