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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Doggie Fun Day


Okay, so no real blogging is going to get done today, but I thought y'all might want to know how the Cavalier Fun Day went, since we are all dog lovers around here.

In short, it was long. What happens is that you get about fifty people gathered around in their lawn chairs waiting for the food to arrive, since, of course, the caterer is late. Along with the people are about 80-90 Cavaliers who jump around saying, "Pet me! Pet me!" or "Feed me! Feed me!" The dogs are the best company you have. Then there is a raffle in which the people prove to be much more ravenous than the dogs. All in all, it was fun.

Now, I have a book recommendation for you all, to make up for the lack of substance in this post and what better book to recommend in a post entitled "Doggie fun day" than a book for your cat. Go find a copy of How to Massage Your Cat by Alice M. Brock. This is an absolutely hilarious book about how to give your cat the best massage they've had in their lives. Learn the techniques in this book and your cat will look like this when its all over:

On a side note, Alice Brock is the Alice from Arlo Guthrie's song, "Alice's Restaurant." If you have never heard this song, seriously, listen to it here http://www.rhapsody.com/arlo-guthrie/alices-restaurant--2004 and find the lyrics. It is the funniest thing you will ever listen to.

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